"Wayne Wolcek, minister of the ISU Christian Fellowship, said the pamphlet might not depict homosexuals in a totally accurate context,... ISU DAILY, 1974" |
Lot, terrified that the angels still couldn't fend for themselves (though they were supernatural and he MUST have known that by then after they'd shed feathers out of their wings all over his clean floors and so forth), asks the crowd to know his two virgin daughters sexually instead. Lot was a good and protective daddy until the going got rough, wasn't he?
It is assumed Lot's two virgin daughters were not too thrilled with this suggestion, though they never bothered to write a magazine article about it so we can never know for sure, but it didn't matter, because the crowd wanted to see these two damned angels that got to eat all the good food more than anything else! It really must have been an unusual occurrence, having anybody visit Sodom, or it just wouldn't have got so many folks so stressed out so quickly! The townspeople decided to take on Lot and teach him a lesson.
Alarmed that the situation really was getting out of control (god goofed so badly here!) the angels saved the day by grabbing Lot and, according to the tract, "blinded the men with blindness," which is one of the most well thought out lines published in any of the J.T. Chick Publications I ever had the pleasure to analyze.
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