"Wayne Wolcek, minister of the ISU Christian Fellowship, said the pamphlet might not depict homosexuals in a totally accurate context,... ISU DAILY, 1974" |
So Lot fixed a lot of food, didn't invite any of his other friends in town (BIG MISTAKE; though it's really no wonder since there were so few because he notoriously snubbed everybody else and he was such an oddball), and the Angels, who really weren't supposed to eat food anyway because they weren't human, evidently ate his food, probably causing them to drop more feathers off their hidden wings all over the floor, one of them dislocated his halo, and it was generally seen that they were making outright fools of themselves trying to act straight, uh, human, and about this time then Lot's snubbed neighbors got all pissed off and came to his house and DEMANDED Lot show them the foreigners who evidently didn't look like most of the people in these parts.
The tract says that all these "gay men" (politically correct J.T. Chick at work) came to Lot's house and demanded to know the angels sexually. Some people maintain the townspeople were just "being inhospitable" and that's what the story is about. Either version that one might believe ignores the fact that it's just a story from the bible and a bunch of bunk that has nothing to do with reality in the first place. Continuing with MY interpretation, I would imagine the town's gay men were really pissed off about not being invited to dinner for the umpteenth time, and they were jealous of not getting to see this magnificent food spread before it got wasted on a bunch of weird "men" with wings from god knows where.
(Yes, yes, of course some people believe things like the words of the tract [they need not write me], and it has no doubt messed up many a mind of impressionable young gay people, so in fact that's why it was damnable and worth demonstrating against when Campus Crusade chose to distribute the pamphlet at Iowa State in 1974. So that said, on with the story!)
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