"Wayne Wolcek, minister of the ISU Christian Fellowship, said the pamphlet might not depict homosexuals in a totally accurate context,... ISU DAILY, 1974" |
We can only imagine what disgusting filth the Canaanites practiced, unearthed by these archaeologists, as Mr. Chick sadly doesn't choose to show us any graphic examples. The irony here is that archaeologists, trained in anthropology so they can stomach almost anything, would still want to vomit upon viewing the unspeakable acts, yet the tract makes it sound like it was so alluring it had to be stopped or else it would have spread everywhere. This is cause for pause; this mysterious vomit-inducing stuff could indicates to me that the walls were filled with pictures depicting Canaanites practicing firstborn cannibalism.
I hear they taste just like chicken.
Next in line in the tract we move to the overabused story of Sodom and Lot. We won't have time for a stop at Gomorrah this trip and it's rarely visited anymore, Sodom being such a juicy story in and of itself.
As noted in the tract page, god realized he'd made a big mistake (hardly infallible for some omniscient deity if you ask me) by allowing Sodom to get so far out of control. People were probably eating shrimp, playing Elvis records, and even eating pork; and the women were wearing red dresses and they could have even been doing drugs for all we know, so god knew there was an error here and there needed to be a wholesale shakeup before even more abominations arose.
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